Shooting guns with rednecks...
"This is the real deal... 97% kill rate on the first shot."
I picked up my first handgun last Saturday after the seven-day waiting period. It's a Smith & Wesson 686 with a six-inch barrel. The gun-store employee – who looks down upon anyone who doesn't know as much about guns as he does – was describing the ammo I needed for my new purchase. I don't know anything about guns, but a 97% kill rate worked for me.
After signing a few papers, I met my friend at a local shooting range. This being my first gun purchase, I haven't spent much time at shooting ranges. It's a different crowd. After I walked in, three rednecks with bald heads and goatees followed. One was carrying a fully automatic weapon. The other two were wearing Glock and Jack Daniels sweatshirts, respectively.
After signing more official documents (gun ownership involves a lot of paperwork), I walked behind the glass to the range. I locked the target on the trolly, loaded seven shots of range ammo (not the kill shot), and took aim...
BOOM!
Before I pulled the trigger, a bomb went off. I jumped (with a loaded gun in my hand).
BOOM!
It exploded again… My ears were ringing (through my hearing protection). The entire range stopped shooting. I looked over to see what could have made such a loud noise. Of course, it was the three rednecks. The shooter had taken off his Jack Daniels sweatshirt, unveiling a Jack Daniels T-shirt. He was holding a revolver with at least a 12-inch barrel. It was the biggest handgun I've ever seen. I grabbed a casing off the floor. It was three times larger than my .357 magnum shells.
Suddenly, my six-inch-barrel Smith & Wesson didn't seem that impressive…
The news is littered with municipal-bond headlines on the day of the Congressional hearing covering the topic. But we've found our favorite. This will go down as a permanent black spot on this guy's resume…
"When it comes to municipal bond defaults, both Warren Buffett and Meredith Whitney are not only dead wrong, they are out of their league."
So says the illustrious Richard P. Larkin, senior vice president and director of credit analysis at Herbert J. Sims. You've never heard of Herbert J. Sims? Neither have we. And what of Richard Larkin? After graduating from Iona College and receiving a master's in economics from Fordham University, Larkin began a long career of municipal-bond cheerleading. In addition to covering municipal bonds at Fitch Ratings and Standard & Poor's, Larkin also has a long relationship with the Government Finance Officers' Association – a municipal-bond interest group.
Just as we never trust a "buy" rating on an equity from an investment bank, we certainly don't trust Larkin's opinion on muni bonds. He's just trying to get headlines with a brash call (mission accomplished). And while the verdict's still out on Meredith Whitney… Buffett's reputation is entrenched.
We're not Buffett worshippers. But we respect the guy for his investment prowess – after all, he has amassed a near-$50 billion fortune. And he's achieved most of that wealth through insurance. Larkin's knock on Buffett comes after Berkshire pulled out of the municipal-bond insurance arena.
(On a side note, one of our favorite short sales is the largest remaining municipal bond insurer. Stansberry's Investment Advisory readers are already up more than 20% on the position.)
Larkin told CNBC, "You have to remember these are governments. They don't go out of business. They have to continue in business. They have to continue to operate. They have to continue to provide services."
Yes… And real estate always goes up. The facts are simple… Every arm of our government (federal and local) has spent too much money. We're facing mounting debts and declining tax earnings. There is no way to overcome the huge budget deficits. How does this end?
We would advise Larkin to read the feedback e-mail from Pablo Chiaraviglio (below), who's spent most of his life in South America. Then, he'd understand that while governments may not technically "go out of business," they can be inflated and corrupted into obsolescence.
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"Your last Digest was great, not only because it happens to be my birthday, and I'm in a benevolent mood, but because what you say, although true to the last period, seems so obvious to us living in the southern part of the American continent, it almost begs a 'so?'. You see, having lived most of my life in South America (Argentina, Brazil, Venezuela, among other countries), and personally having lived through 3 bank runs, 2 hyperinflation bouts and a devaluation which eliminated 12 zeros from the currency (yes, twelve); we have seen this before.
"We pay only cash here for homes, cars, etc (credit does not exist, for all practical purposes), and I when I say cash, I mean bills with Ben's face on them (no, Franklin's). Its not uncommon for 400 grand to change hands in a private room in a bank, where an 'Escribano' (sort of like a Notary Public) attests to the fact that Joe gave Bob 400 large, for this or that property. Sure it would be great to just sign a paper, and be done with it, but after 2 centuries of cronyism in government and blatant abuse of the system, it falls apart. Nobody believes in anything except 'things' and cash (read Greenbacks, and now even those won't be worth the paper they are printed on).
"So you see, what you describe in the 'End of America' is not new (as you know) to the rest of the world, especially those of us that live in the third world. So to all your informed readers that know only of life in North America: Welcome to our World...the third one!" – Paid-up subscriber Pablo Chiaraviglio
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February 9, 2011Shooting guns with rednecks… A nobody challenges Buffett… Major food shortages in China… Dan Loeb calls the top… Some mailbag praise… And more ridiculous questions…